Uh, ok. A flower. This specimen belongs in a garden. It has something called “petals” which are little sprouting things that frame the core of the flower. Whatever that’s called. The center. For example, let’s look at something called a, “sunflower.” It has bright, vibrant yellow colored petals that scatter around the brown center of… Continue reading Describing Things to a Alien

I knew something was amiss as soon as the aliens abducted me into their spaceship. Lying on a steel, cold table, I awoke to the bright burning lights of their headlamps. “Wiggle your fingers and toes,” one of the aliens whispered in perfect English. Naturally, I did what the alien told me. He had a… Continue reading Alien Story