Dear stupid school, This letter isn’t to talk about the lunch selection at school. This is about my arch nemesis. The first time I saw Stephen, he painted a hex sign on my right arm, and I couldn’t move my fingers for three hours. He insisted he “didn’t do anything” to me. That he… Continue reading Letter to St. Margaret’s School for Boys… and Girls Now
The Pea Story
I am the most famous 12-year-old in the United States. You know why? Because I’m president of the United States of America. How did a 12-year-old become the president?? Well, you’re probably wondering how I got here. It started as a YouTube series, videos of pranks being pulled. Haha, there was this one time, my… Continue reading The Pea Story
